Shoot, the glass…and break open your holidays with this beautiful tree named after America's favorite terrorist. While Gruber spread nothing but anger, he did bring families together (the McClanes). In that way, this tree will bring your whole family together. This tree is full on all sides, and a little boxier than triangular. Boxier trees are great for families with an abundnace of ornaments, as it creates a full pallet for decoration. Your friends and family will look on this beauty, compimenting you with a simple, "Touching, cowboy, touching."